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Best pickup lines ever.

  • Guy:Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.
  • Guy:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass.
  • Guy:Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
  • Guy:Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.
  • Guy:Sex_al Harrass_nt. All that's missing is U and me
  • Guy:I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
  • Guy:Are you a drill sargeant? Cos you have my privates standing to attention.
  • Guy:That dress is becoming on you. But then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
  • Guy:Are you old enough to count? Then you're old enough to mount.
  • Guy:The word of the day is legs let's go back home and see if we can spread the word.
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